Vampires Suck (2010) Review in 2025
Vampires Suck is a comedy horror film that parodies the Twilight Saga, following the story of a high school student who falls in love with a vampire.
Family-Friendly Rating
Is this movie suitable for family viewing?
This movie is not suitable for family viewing due to its mature themes, language, and humor.
CineReview Recommendation
This movie is not worth watching unless you're a die-hard fan of the Twilight Saga or enjoy bad comedy. It's best enjoyed as a guilty pleasure or a curiosity.
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The movie follows Becca Crane, a high school student who falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen, but things take a turn when she discovers that he's not what he seems. Meanwhile, her best friend, Paige, tries to win the heart of a werewolf named Jasper.
Review Details
story3.00/10
The story is predictable and lacks originality, relying heavily on the Twilight Saga's plot. The characters' motivations and actions are also unconvincing.
acting2.00/10
The acting is subpar, with the lead actors struggling to deliver convincing performances. The supporting cast is also underutilized.
characters2.00/10
The characters are poorly developed and lack depth. Becca is a generic high school student, while Edward is a cardboard cutout of the Twilight Saga's protagonist.
direction2.00/10
The direction is lazy and uninspired, relying on cheap laughs and over-the-top humor. The pacing is also uneven, with long stretches of boring dialogue.
cinematography3.00/10
The cinematography is average, with some decent visuals but also some awkward camera angles and lighting.
Pros and Cons
Pros
The movie has some decent visuals and a few funny moments, but they're not enough to save it from its overall lack of originality and poor execution.
Cons
The story is predictable, the characters are poorly developed, and the direction is lazy. The acting is subpar, and the humor is often awkward and forced.
Notable Quotes
"'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.'"
"'Vampires are not just bloodsuckers, they're also suckers for love.'"
